hi. i'm robert. (i apologize in advance for all the parentheses. this could get confusing) i like how lol looks like a guy holding his hands in the air. (though not enough to lol at it) i listen to a lot of alternative and indie stuff. (i'd list all the bands but you probably don't want to read all that so i'll just skip it.) i like sarcastic poems more as of late, but that'll probably change (i'm rather fickle). my greatest creation is the eyebrow-raise-emotocon ':-]. (that was a period back there not a mole on the aforementioned emotocon) i don't understand what the big deal with vampires is lately. maybe it's because i don't fantasize about biting open people's uterus's, but to each his own i suppose. i'm rather afraid of needles. the rain is always fun (unless it's the sideways kind. i mean who likes that?) i hate people who say "no homo" after so much as looking at another guyi think Jesus would like U2 (they're pretty religious ya' know) and he'd probobly like to play guitar with his shirt off under an apple tree, if he came across an apple tree and a guitar in Israel (that's where he lived right?). people tell me i look like dewwy from malcom in the middle, but i don't watch it so how should i know, ya' know? i don't understand what posers are posing for exactly. i where flannel shirts a lot. the difference between alligators and crocodiles never interested me. in my opinion if star wars was real luke and leah would be WAY more awkward about kissing in empire strikes back than they were in return of the jedi...with the whole incest thing and all. i quizzically raise my eyebrows at people as i deem necessary (i deem it necessary a lot). i misspel a lot of things (see what i did there?). don't really like cats too much (i have two cats). i'm also pretty spontaneously random (which is redundant). as you can see i also talk about myself all the time. (i'm a bit of a mopey narcissist i guess) anywho (oh speaking of anywho i like scrubs a lot.) (if you couldn't follow that train of thought scrubs was the pioneer of "anywho", kinda like "that's what she said" and the office) (i like the office too) that's about it for now i suppose.